Scottie Lew (that is what Keith calls his brother)

The good, the bad and the Scottie


Have any of you had your son (almost 10 years old) insist he ride in a stroller when the walk is more than 40 yards? aka the biggest kid riding in a stroller made for an 18 month old.


Have any of you had your son push a stroller the one he was suppose to be riding in into a lake while you were on a walk and you and your husband's keys were in the stroller with two sets each of electronic key openers? (that was just on Sunday) luckily I have perfected the art of saving electronic devices after full water submergence


Have any of you had your son hit his head so hard making dents in your fridge, walls, stucco and even break a window?


Have any of you had your son put a key in your car cd player and have the whole thing radio and all stop working then have to wait years to get it replaced? (it was over 5 years ago but finally a new one only 5 days ago)


Have any of you had your son flatten your wedding ring with his teeth? ( btw: I didn't have a ring for 1.5 years but have been happily wearing my new one- with my original diamonds- for over 6 months now)


Have any of you had your son break or loose whatever electronic device or accessory including but limited to an ipod, ipod stereo, game boy, PlayStation, portable dvd player (3 of them), vcr's, TV's, earphones (probably up to 40 or so now), all his favorite Disney Pixar dvd's (again and again)...?  I have to stop or I will start getting really mad... (and I am sure you are making a note to yourself not to lend anything to the Lewis'- And Rightly So!)


Have any of you had your son take items like scissors or puzzle pieces from his school class room and get sent to the principals office for stealing?


Have any of you had your son wet his bed every night his whole life? for almost 10 years?


Have any of you had your son swipe four full dinner plates off the counter onto a newly cleaned floor?


Have any of you had your son rip one or two or fifteen books into pieces? When he was 9?


Have any of you had your son rewind Blues Clues 100 million times? watching the same part over and over and turn the volume up so very very loud?


Have any of you had your son use up an entire bar of soap in one shower?


Have any of you had your son take scissors to his brand new jacket or shirt or pants and shirt? when he was 9?


Have any of you had your son brush your hair until there is more hair on the brush than left on your head?


Have any of you had your son SCREAM the prayer so loud that it only you can tell it is actually a prayer?


Have any of you had your son run out in front of a moving car on a street on in a parking lot? Over and over?


Have any of you had your son give you the hardest kisses ever, so hard that they feel like he is head butting you but his lips are smacking at the same time?


Well I have!